Age is just a negative number

 I believe that age is just a number.....I just never thought that the number would suck. Don't get me wrong, I am happy and content. I look back and see what I’ve accomplished with pride and look forward to making more contributions in the future. I’m just surprised at the decaying orbit that is my diminished physical capabilities!

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I'm a size 8…why don't my pants fit???

I'll admit it...I am a collector......no I AM A HOARDER. There I've said it. I basically have a timeline of my entire adult life right here in my closets. Yes, a museum of sorts dating back decades and I haven't been able to part with it.

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I’m going to hell

I’m going to hell…I lie to my mother and I don’t care.

OK, I went to Catholic school thru 9th grade. So between that and my mothers God given right to guilt and shame me into doing things, I feel guilty when I do wrong things…hell I feel guilty when I do right things…but mostly I’ve never been able to lie to my mother because she could ALWAYS tell. Mothers also have eyes in the back of their heads which is creepy.

But, I digress.

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